The country is always thinking about elections and with them comes the ever-increasing argument of right wing vs left wing. It seems the gap separating the right wing from the left wing is growing at an exponential rate. There are more posts on social media arguing one wing over the other than there are funny cat pictures, and that just isn’t right. The right wing vs. left wing argument has gotten so out of hand, one can barely say anything about either wing without being personally accosted. The right wing vs. left wing debate has caused strife within families, destroyed friendships, and is tearing our nation apart.
We, in Uranus, thought it was time to compare the right wing to the left wing and give the public our official opinion on which wing we prefer. To truly understand the right wing and left wing, we decided it would be best to sample both to derive an informed decision. We sat down with right wings and with left wings. We even did blind testing with people that claimed to be independent. After hours of sampling and minutes of debate, we arrived at our official public opinion.
In the end, it really doesn’t matter which wing you choose, both wings are equally delicious. The independents did argue that they prefer the drumette due to ease of eating, that may lead to another debate over right drumette vs. left drumette. There will, however, always be the debate of naked, dry rub, or dripping with sauce. Please, don’t just take our word, come sample the wings at Chicken Bones Party Bar and Grill and decide for yourself.